These are words people actually said in court, word per word, taken down and published by court reporters, who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 3
Q: What year?
A: Every year
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This Myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And it what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget
Q: You forget. Can you give us examples of something you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499
Q: And where is milepost 499
A: Probably between milepost 498 and milepost 500
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident...
A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the baby was conceived August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had 3 children right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death
Q: And whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He's about medium height and has a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So then it's possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No
A: How can you be so sure doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nonetheless?
A: Yes, it's possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 3
Q: What year?
A: Every year
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This Myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And it what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget
Q: You forget. Can you give us examples of something you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499
Q: And where is milepost 499
A: Probably between milepost 498 and milepost 500
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident...
A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the baby was conceived August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had 3 children right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death
Q: And whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He's about medium height and has a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So then it's possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No
A: How can you be so sure doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nonetheless?
A: Yes, it's possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!
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